Riding the J

Idiom
Riding the J curve. Refers to a business that is losing money purposefully to make lots of money later.

We're just riding the J spending millions on Ads.

by TheBigSmooth25 January 29, 2026

Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

Raising Awareness

I'm also raising about Piers Morgan's wife and how she needs a break because he's a retard piece of shit.

Hym "No Piers. What's actually happening here you are collectivizing to steal my work and I'm going to kill someone's kids if I don't get to retire before everyone else and you don't give me the credit I deserve and pay me. I have a right to do what I'm doing here and you don't have a right to profit in my stead. Not all Urban Dictionary posts are created equal. But, until then, I'll be raising awareness about how Piers Morgan's wife needs to take breaks to go and get schlonged by a fat cock because marriage is just the ancillary fate you are condemned to is you cock is fat."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Riding the Water Pony

The slang term for gaining sexual gratification from using a Bidet

Bijan is taking forever in the bathroom and it sounds like the water is running, I bet he's Riding the Water Pony again.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Riding the wake

This is where a girlfriend that is attractive to you or others /has other options , uses the fact others would gladly be you in an instant to her advantage by going out as said girlfriend playing the troubled girlfriend role in order to get what is desired and then returning home with a watered down self to argue because where as otherwise she could have her way in case scenario.

Male.says to girlfriend , oh now you are just riding the wake . Just as she leaves

by Essie Aighen July 15, 2025

Risking Aura

Its whenever you do something risky that can either make you win alot of aura, or lose alot of aura

An olympic swimmer posts on his instagram "I will win it all"
You: Wow, he's risking aura, imagine how funny it would be if he lost lol.

by BoredAsAHorse October 7, 2025

Rishing

1.N. An individual,likely of the night, who is pro-licking tartar sauce off the rim of an unwaxed asshole.
2. V. Using a combination of rohypnol or targeted encephalitis and high fidelity virtual reality sims to steal passwords.

I had such a good time on Saturday that Sunday's rishing deserved my bank account password.

by northbot October 20, 2025