retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

retardello

Someone who believes that you may use urbandictionary.com as an authoritative resource of words.

EM used the word "kellow" as a rhyming word for "hello." He is a retardello.

by winnerwinnerchickenlunch November 21, 2014

Retardaded

A type of person that is smart but is acting retarded. This tends to be 'dads' with their dad jokes.

"Hey DJ, did you know that Hillary married Obama?"

"Maxwell, stop being so retardaded. Hillary is Bill Clinton in a suit."

"DJ, I thought you were good at politics."

"I am."

by Zedd04 May 28, 2018

Rejwarded

1.Roblox police/ bully hunters use this to refer to the autistic and retarded
2. Tyler W.

1.I kil rejwards
2.No rejwarded pedple allowd

3. Tyler W is rejwarded

by UrMommyIsGae December 18, 2018

Rejwarded

1.Roblox police/ bully hunters use this to refer to the autistic and retarded
2. Tyler W.

1.I kil rejwards
2.No rejwarded pedple allowd

3. Tyler W is rejwarded

by UrMommyIsGae December 18, 2018

Rejwarded

1.Roblox police/ bully hunters use this to refer to the autistic and retarded
2. Tyler W.

1.I kil rejwards
2.No rejwarded pedple allowd

3. Tyler W is rejwarded

by UrMommyIsGae December 18, 2018

recharded

calling a person named richard retarded but instead replacing the "tard" part with "chard" so they can feel oppressed

"damn bro what are you recharded?"

"go fuck yourself"

by nobody you know that's 4 sure November 16, 2019