restafarian

People who rely on "rest mode" for Call of Duty updates on a PS5

PC wanker: There's a big update out, we should get it downloaded for our game later.
Me: No need, I'm a Restafarian.

by Mike Beardman December 19, 2023

resthead

A derogatory but humorous insult I made up to describe someone who doesn’t get up early or (more typically how I use it) someone who sleeps in. I use the word disparagingly and to motivate my family and friends to get out of bed. If used on a stranger, they may be confused or offended, or they may even chuckle.

Dominick: *Still asleep at 10 a.m.*

Me: *Wakes Dominick up* Hey, get up you lazy bones resthead or you’ll be late for your morning class!

by CLEAVRE 2020 December 20, 2023

Resting Bitch Face Credit Union

RBFCU is a credit union based in San Antonio. Back around 2013, I noticed that RBF could stand for resting bitch face, and started spreading it the term. Today, most of the employees themselves have heard it. You're welcome, everybody!

I'm sure I'll get a better car loan out of Resting Bitch Face Credit Union
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by James Headfield December 31, 2023

Restarted

Adjective

Someone or something who's so stupid they might as well have been lobotomized or "factory reset".

Example 1:
Human1: Why do people think elon musk is smart?

Human2: Right? Dude is practically restarted.

Example 2:
Husband: I'm gonna jump my Jet Ski onto the roof then sliiiiide right into the pool! Woo!

Wife: Gerald! What the fuck as you doing? Put that thin back in the garage. You're so fucking restarted.

by WinterWinds January 9, 2024

Restarted

less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

Is this nigga Restarted?

by Thuggishnigga November 20, 2023

Restarted

less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

Is this nigga Restarted?

by Thuggishnigga November 20, 2023

Restorade

Restorade is the SOS signal your body flashes when it's on the verge of a full-scale revolt, demanding immediate attention, such as hydration or rest. It encapsulates the revitalising feeling that comes with taking care of your body's fundamental requirements, promoting a state of well-being and restoration.

After a long day of work, a hot shower and a nutritious meal gave me that comforting Restorade, leaving me ready to tackle the challenges of the next day.

by francipessa November 26, 2023