Retard Hands

When you play one video game then try to switch to another game but your hands don't do what you want them to.

Dude, I keep throwing a grenade when i try to reload, what's up with that?
You have retard hands..

by Ferrisfreshie February 4, 2010

retardation

Another synonym that means backward, or reverting to a more primitive state.

retardation as in>We could always for back on the more retarded method of marking our trail with pickaxes if we ran out of paper to throw down.

by kax1 October 19, 2013

Retard

a word commonly used by The Boys🥵🥶😈 to say something is stupid
(when you tell them that it is very offensive to neurodivergent people, they get real angry at you for no reason at all because they don't wanna be a decent human being.)

Guy1: Bro, stop acting so retarded!

Neurodivergent people as a whole: Bro wtf is wrong with you.
all we ask is for you not to disrespect whole ass generations of neurodivergent people, maybe you can AT LEAST say something else like, stupid, idiotic, e.t.c.

by this isthename April 11, 2021

retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act retarted are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" Shoshana said to Guerin
"I can't believe you showed the cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"William Estes is the biggest retard baby i know"

by g ho October 30, 2007

retard

A really stupid person but seems to be happier then you are.

Ralphie May: I bet retards are more happier then you are all the time hey what do you need to be happy? Money in the bank nice house hot wife?.

All a retard needs is a scooby-do lunch box. That's right a mother fuckin scooby-do lunch box.

Retard: SCOOBY-DOOOOOO!!! YA HA HA !!

Ralphie May: And if he got a thumus with chocolate milk in it he hit the jackpot.

Retard:SCOOOOOOOOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOO YAAAAAA HAHHAHAHAHAHAH SCOOBY DO SCOOBY SCOOBY SCOOBY DO YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

by Thane olausen-walker October 12, 2008

retard

Someone who lacks the abilities of cognitive reasoning, astract thinking, and rational thought.

That dumb whore who called George H. W. Bush a retard for winning the 2004 election is in fact, THE RETARD.

Liberals.

People who don't like guns and alcohol.

by Skip Merkin March 4, 2007

retard strength

The abnormal strength a mild mannered person gets when pushed to the edge of insanity. Similar to 3 stooges Curly listening to Larry play the violin and going nuts.

Did you see Tom go crazy on Bill? That was so unlike him, he must have been so mad he got retard strength and put Bill in the hospital

by formfeeder October 13, 2006