Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 08, 2021
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Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.
She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.
by KillBot69 January 29, 2019
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botnet retard

People like Twisty, the Garbage Chicken Master. I.e ( Zonehax, and all of the other Instagram retards)

One way to find these people is by scrolling through all of the users with the following strings in their bios,

"Security Researchers", "Cyber Security Analyst", "Hacker", "Lizard Squad", "Selling Net Spots", "Retired Legend", "Metasploit Pro", "Selling Cracked Accounts", etc.

If you find anyone of these types of people or have anything to add to the definition please let me know at @mindoftech on Instagram.
Twisty is a botnet retard. Botnet retards like to flex on fake knowledge known as a fantasy or claim to be "godly".
by godremedy December 23, 2019
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Ricky Retarded

A polite way of calling someone who is obviously retarded, retarded. Another way of using the word is just simply saying "Ricky" it gets the point across rather well.
"Ey you know they call me Ricky? Ricky retarded."
"Oh I dont know about that Tak fellow, he's a bit Ricky.."
by Donnyderp July 22, 2019
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partial retard

one who isnt a total spaz but basically acts pretty stupid and/or like a tard.
* when Mark threw the wild bear a sandwich I was certain he was a partial retard.
by jenni! holla! July 11, 2008
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turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".
1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
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Jack the retard

Jack the Retard is well.... a retard most obvioulsy. Also he is the only retard to get a job; he is a star wars producer working under john lucas
Good for Jack the Retard
there goes jack the retard; the only retard to get a job
by Patty December 13, 2004
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