Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole

Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.

by laikario March 9, 2021

sky ranch

another word for bird poop

i found a sky ranch on my windshield

by meatflower1738 April 8, 2021

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021

Saddle Ranch

1. Fucked over

Oh darn I just got saddle ranched

by Saddlerancher April 25, 2021

Jolly rancher cum shot

When a man puts a jolly rancher in his dick hole and cums, making it multi-colored.

Hey try something new with your partner, like the Jolly Rancher Cum Shot. I tried it, was fun, but hurt a lottt

by Joe Mamamaama May 6, 2021

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021