Open Question

I mean.... Some of them are jokes. Some of them a musing on random topics. Refutations of sophistical arguments. Monologues. Some things I enjoy. Autobiography. You know? And one open question that remains unanswered.

Hym "To say that I'm 'Playing IT off as a joke' is a largely conflationary and intellectually dishonest way of looking as things. By 'IT' I belive you're referring to the open question. And again, I never did that. Which reminds me... I still haven't gotten an answer. I've given you exactly 2 options. Apparently Jordan isn't the only person who has issues answering yes or no questions. Take your time. I'm not really in a hurry. It is cute that you think I'd let you trick me into letting you use the machine against me. That's hilarious. I mean look at Dr. Petersnatch. You can see the frustration in his eyes. His precious hierarchy turning against him. It's poetic. But, all that aside, this has been an illuminating experience. And that's good. I want people to see what people are actually like. It's good. Transparency is good. Bad in the day, I didn't really know what the score was. I do now! So, I'm glad I could give that to all of you. It really is nice to be able to do this for all of you."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

the quest for cheese

A rousing quest that Wallace and Gromit go through to find their beloved cheese.

Eh, gromit! We must go on the quest for cheese!

by MeWhenThe1 January 17, 2023

Meta Quest

A great VR headset with the most uncool name. Sounds like the name of some random educational software. Compare that to a modern badass name like Oculus Rift or Oculus Go. The words themselves are very ambiguous. Like am I on a meta quest or something?? Lol.

Me when I think of Oculus Rift: *cool, epic gamer vibes ensues*
Me when I think of Meta Quest: *cricket, cricket....* oh wait, I think I'm feeling something.... *educational software vibes ensues*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 24, 2023

ego question

When the professor drops a question on an exam - the answer to which is so unfathomably obscure that the question serves less as a measure of a student’s performance, but as a mechanism by which the professor inflates his/her own ego.

That’s definitely an ego question

by Bcgas February 28, 2023

gimme question

a question with an obvious or easy answer

The first page of the exam was all gimme questions, they were asking for things like our name and how many fingers we have.

by cawcawtikitiki March 4, 2023

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 19, 2023

Side Quest

Any person, object or activity that becomes unexpectedly thrown at you and is a total inconvenience and disrupts your original plans

“Remember last night when we left the bar to go straight home but ended up having to drop that chick off at her house at 2 am?” “Yeah, she was a total Side Quest!”

by discounthonduran71 May 8, 2023