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Quaft

When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.
by Schmittay January 3, 2009
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Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.
by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011
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queef

an anal explosion of air that leaves a gaping hole in your vag and underwear causing shit to just pour out. can "blow" things away. such as leaves, people, ground, etc. you can practically blow anything away. Or you could use it as a jet-pack aka a queef-pack
Her queef was powerful
She just had an atomic queef
It was queeftastic
and your gay for reading this ;{D
by vaginaloverlicker November 15, 2010
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Quaf

-Verb
1. Queefing air out of a women's vagina that previously was forced by a fart from a man.

-Noun

1. The air forced out of the mans anus into the women's vagina after she has queefed it back out.
Wow that quaf smelled just like steve's ass!
by wrestlerpogo May 11, 2011
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Quaff

Pronounced (kwoff) - A kweef that is done by a somewhat manly lady. Perhaps a gym teacher, or your Aunt Ron.
When Ms. Manner, our P.E teacher got up from the benches we heard a large quaff rumble from her frontal low.
by Leanna Burns January 6, 2009
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p-queef

Causing yourself to fart out your urethra
"we p-queef all the time when we use pumps"
by Anders121 September 15, 2005
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Queef

(Noun) "Is that a queef i just heard?"
(Verb) "One is about to queef"
by Hammertime August 20, 2002
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