darth vader mouth puppet

your penis darth vader who puts on a puppet show inside a womans mouth.But the woman is operating the puppet with her finger through your anus.

I was getting a beaner from my girl.when she stuck her finger in my butt.she used me as a puppet.she said this baby is a darth vader mouth puppet.and its show time.

by antous on topolots March 31, 2008

puppy downs syndrome

1. An epidemic sweeping the nation causing puppys eyeballs to grow farther apart, thus allowing the brain to push forward in the vacant space, causing retardation.

2. Something to laugh at when at a party.

-Dude, why does your dog keep humping my leg?

-Oh Captain Foogles there has puppy downs syndrome.

-Hahaha.... Oh you're serious?

-It's an epidemic.

by Dr.Kunk November 2, 2009

puppet show

An erection that shows through clothing.

"I can't leave the room in my robe yet or the kids are bound to notice the puppet show".

by jakester the snakester January 11, 2013

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Puppinyanah

The status or title of one who has failed to conform to social norms

Dude, you spilled your tea, you are most certainly a Puppinyanah

by Wtsp01 November 26, 2010