Five Percenter's

It is the elite club of whipped workhorses when sales are down in your industry.

Initiation:

The staff is already too small to cut from, so corporate will take five percent of your pay to offset what they call "loss"

Technically, it's not a loss at all.

Just less profit for those already lining their pockets with your grocery money.

Considered communism.

Everyone could still win, but won't.

CEO: We've had to make a hard decision today. Sales are down. To make up for it, everyone will take a 5% cut in pay until further notice. We will do this as a whole. Everyone is important to the team. We are a company of people. People are our biggest resource. Without our people, we are nothing.

Workhorses: So we're all now five percenter's. At least we still have jobs.

CEO: Fire one person from each market.

Workhorses: What an ass.

by Upperdecker Jay February 16, 2009

Posting a Parcel

Filling a parcel with excrement and posting it through the door of a house (commonly done after midnight).

'I was Posting a Parcel last night, very messy.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.

Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

puce

Something that is bad or shitty.

Erin: Man, I tried to take a huge shit but it wasn't ready
Sandra: Dude, that's so puce.

by Unis September 8, 2007

PORCELAIN DOLL

Ok so we're a good team! But we aren't finished yet! The PORCELAIN DOLLS AKA WEIRDOS ARE RUNNING! HUEY AKA THE ENTREPRENEUR IN HIDING GOT SHOT WITH AN AK-47 THIS MORNING BY ME AND THEN BY BROWNIE AND THEN BY MAXIMILLIAN AND THEN BY JOHN DALLAS! OK SO WE ALL PLAYED OUR PARTS AND THE PORCELAIN DOLLS WILL PERISH!

Gee that Glen Austin and his son Damien are the Porcelain Doll Gang! Respec! Don't give em an inch! That's sexual for ENTREPRENEURSHIP!

by DinkyDiAussie September 3, 2018

Pure Pain

My Ranga Tank guns to your face = Pure Pain

You took my poptop -.-

This is the meaning of Pure Pain. BOOM TO THE FACE!!

by Ranga Tank September 28, 2011

He's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn

A Glaswegian term used when a person is chewing on the plastic shaft of a horn.

Tom: "Haw man, he's pure gie'in laldy tha' horn"

Calum: "Aye man he likes tae hae sumthin' in his mouth"

by Tomtom25 October 16, 2008