Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.

Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.

by blackbird23 May 5, 2022

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

penicular cylinder

a cylinder that looks like a penis and people stick in their hoo has

"what's that"
"a penicular cylinder"
"wow that thing looks so cylindrical"
"i know right its so penicular too"

"damnnnn"

by CloverCFK June 11, 2022

pubic office

A post office determined with pubic hair

Pubic offices are so bad to see you

by Vivansh June 16, 2022

penicize

When you feel so ashamed of your penis size that you cut it off.

Bro, I'm so sad I'm penicized.

by Mother wants you home rn June 24, 2022

Pubic hair

Why r
Are you here no one is actually going to tell you you 8 year old now get back to Minecraft

Hello

Hi
My pubic hair is long
What the never mind

by Boy it sme Nara September 8, 2022

Panic!

Usually something you’d do at the disco.

Girl 1: “Ew? Did you bring us to a ZOO? for our second date? I’m gunna Panic! I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”
Boy 1: “Well then leave, and close the goddamn door.”
Girl 1: “You must be mad as hatter, WERE OUTSIDE THERES NO DOOR!”
Boy 1: “Well Lyings The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off.”
Girl 1: “What.”

by panicmeethepress September 26, 2022