Pressure Plate

verb. from 'to pressure plate'
The act of penetrating a woman so hard that the reflex response is for the woman to queef or to shout 'OMG I FORGOT TO FINISH OFF MY CASTLE IN MINECRAFT'.

Last night was amazing! He knocked my memory back into me!
Really?
Yeah, forgot to finish my castle in MC... I wanna pressure plate again.

by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016

Presstitute

Female journalist who plays on connections or sex to compensate for inaptitude.

Andrea Mitchell is a presstitute, lacking in skill, compensating with shrill.
The inane presstitutes sat in the sofa flashing legs and boobs, trying to sound important, but all amounted to the usual empty-headed blabbering.

by the shonny May 10, 2017

Pressed

feeling hit about a certain situation /topic. Upset/annoyed

"Damn Taysias' pressed bc nobody wanted to go to the movies with her..."

by youabitchasshoe October 7, 2017

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

pressurelicious

Pressurelicious is mean, loud and potent

omg have u see the new girl she is such a boss
Shes Pressurelicious

by sassy little cunt July 27, 2022

E-Pression

one who acts depressed to gain attention to a certain audience on the internet

1. man have you noticed jeff lately, i swear hes E-Pression

2. yeah jeffs E-Pression is reall coming advancing, its really gay, he's just trying to get sympathy from lindsay

by jackmckoo92yo April 4, 2009

ud-pression

The feeling of depression you get after a word you submitted to Urban Dictionary is rejected. Symptoms are usually extreme sadness, loneliness, and the feeling that things will only get worse.

Blake: *sigh*| Edwin: What's the matter?|Blake: The editors at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for FOBU.|Edwin: Sorry to hear about your ud-pression. Better luck next time I guess.

by Mr Sackboy May 11, 2010