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potato show 

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.
Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show
potato show by J March 1, 2005

potato queet 

The meaty area between your thumb and index finger.
"I was cutting an apple and sliced right into my potato queet. It huts like a SOAB."
potato queet by jonderson May 26, 2008

Potato Fishing 

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.
"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."
Potato Fishing by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

Potato selfie

Potato selfieCamera angle face low by the neck , bad angle that makes your head look like a potato.
Potato selfie means in sentence: I'm sending a potato selfieto my best friend
Potato selfie by Jwmyra July 22, 2016

Potato picture 

When taking pictures with an iphone and believing your a professional photographer
Guy 1: Aw man that is a great shot! Guy 2: yeah not too bad for a potato picture

potato chip eatin ass nigga. 

Boss or person in charge who just sits in his office or vehicle eatin potato chips all day and night.

Person who sits and watches YouTube montages all day.
Gills a fucking potato chip eatin ass nigga.