Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 20, 2008

Peanut

The act of peeing in a girl after you nut to sterilize the sperm and avoid conception.

"Hey you brought condoms right?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll just do a Peanut"

"Hey man you bagged it before doin her right?"
"Nah don't worry tho I did a Peanut"

by Dr. Mallard Von Sex July 9, 2021

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel

I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night

by angry dragon master June 26, 2014