Nothingburger Paint

A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.

“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.

by Julesheart November 17, 2023

painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Mississippi finger painting

Finger painting on walls or a mirror using fecal matter. A technique developed in Mississippi..

Adam was so drunk last night that he started Mississippi finger painting on the wall.

by Mtlhead January 28, 2024

Painting The Taint

What do you do for a living? “I paint taints” Or, I cum on taints for a living… for example, a porn star

Painting The Taint - Ejaculating on the taint (the tiny area between the pussy and asshole)

by Archimedes3000 February 5, 2024

lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.

When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.

by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023