poseur

a meaningless insult, used by individuals who exhibit the very qualities they condemn in others, the mark of pretension

Kid 1: Like omg you poseur! I liked Good Charlotte before they went main stream. You only started liking them when they got popular!
Kid 2: (crying) I am not!

by ughhhhhhhhhh June 9, 2005

posenger

Someone who tries to look like a bike messenger.

Whoa, check out that person riding a track bike with a Chrome bag and a Kryptonite lock in their back pocket. What a posenger!

by 341 July 7, 2007

poser

a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.

me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...

by little.wing. July 8, 2009

Poseidome

Receiving oral sex while in the ocean.

Dude, while I was at the beach the other day, I totally convinced my girl to give me Poseidome.

by Boomdiddybop October 12, 2011

poser

someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Poseidon

To perform oral sex on a woman's vagina.

I real want to Poseidon Arya man!!!!

by Personfromaplace February 27, 2011

poser

Posers are extremely insecure people, usually teenagers and maybe a bit younger (11 or 12). Posers are extremely annoying, and pretend constantly, always putting on an act and pretending to be something they are not. In my opinion, a poser is like a tryhard, but is more concerned with being part of a scene (emo, goth, punk).
One of the most annoying things a poser does is pretend to be into a band. I had an msn conversation with a poser once.
it was like this:
POSER:
i like Jimmy Eat World
ME:
yeah theyre great... whats your favourite song?
POSER:
oh i cant really remember any songs off their album
ME:
you dont even know Jimmy Eat world you're a poser

that my friends, is a poser.

POSER: omfg my life sucks </33
ME: why?
POSER: just cause
ME: why???
POSER: i dont wanna talk about it
ME: you fucking poser emo

by annag December 1, 2006