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Pennsylvania Pussy Punch

A fighting technique made by early colonizers of America. You get down on one knee and do a rising punch aimed at the vagina, your fist and arm going inside. Masters of this technique could get all the way in to the elbow.
"Did you hear? The State Fair is having a Pennsylvania Pussy Punch competition! Whoever can punch the deepest gets 1000 dollars!"
by Pearl is the Girl January 10, 2022
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Pennsylvania Dutch

A sex position where you fart in ones mouth and they give you a blowjob
Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch

Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022
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pennsylvania pull over

While trying to pass someone who speeds up every time your about to pull back into the left lane jerking the wheel hard to scare him into slamming the brakes thus giving you his spot
While visiting his uncle phill, Craig had no time to waist playing around with Dan so he gave him the ol’ Pennsylvania pull over
by Wreck it wrelph January 20, 2022
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Pennsylvania Breakfast

Shotgunning a Keystone beer, especially in the morning. But much like traditional breakfast foods, it can be enjoyed any time of day. Bonus points if you have a Pennsylvania Breakfast in Pennsylvania, which is the Keystone state.
“Throw me a Keystone, I’m gonna have a quick Pennsylvania Breakfast before we hit up that party
by Oneofthebois January 28, 2022
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Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 30, 2022
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Pennsylvania

A land full of dairy farms and decrepit industrial towns. It's either one or the other, no in between.
Riley: Guess which state I live in.
Jim: ok.
Riley: The smog is so thick sometimes I can't go outside to play.
Jim: Obviously Pennsylvania.
by Lucky Lori February 5, 2022
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pennsylvania

pretty boring dont move here , encluding philly that place sucks
i hate pennsylvania

same
wanna be bffs
sure
by kaidjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj December 9, 2021
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