pedogit

the opposite of an erection; the shrinking of a penis due to experiencing something awful or disgusting

Jim: "Did you see '2 Girls 1 Cup'?"

Joe: "Regrettably, yes. I had a pedogit all day."

by borntobustass September 26, 2010

Pedoshorts

Shorts worn by underage girls to attract adult male attention. Usually extremely tight, short (up the crack of the butt) or with words on the back to attract attention to the bottoms of these girls. *see pedopants*

Holy cow! What is she 12? How can her parents let her wear those pedoshorts?

by Lou07 December 14, 2008

Peder

Noun: Macadonian word for fagget (homosexual)

Ti si peder! (You are gay) or You look peder in those pants!

by JamesEzrin December 28, 2007

Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.

1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.

by sillymunky December 22, 2008

pedophile

Minecraft YouTubers

Jonny: Hey I make Minecraft videos on YouTube.
Billy: Are you a pedophile?

by XxXPu$$yDe$troyerXxX January 12, 2018

pedifology

The study of pedifiles and their characteristics.

My dad works with pedifology to seek out pedifiles and catch them.

by TD93 April 14, 2010

pedonecrophile

A sick bastard who has sex with dead children.

Today, a pedonecrophile was arrested for having sex with a corpse...more news at 11.

by MuddyBarkus March 23, 2007