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job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
by p5150 January 1, 2010
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Pocket Job

When a female puts her hands in a males pocket and pleasures him. (best in sweatpants)
Jimmy went outside to get a pocket job from Meghan.
by Droppin Gs in my Pants December 19, 2011
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Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.
after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!
by Rasta666 May 18, 2008
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Bro-Job

Bro-Job
When two heterosexual males suck each other off for fun
Brandon and Uri were bored, so they gave each other a Bro-job to pass the time.
by TroyBoy666 October 6, 2019
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Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.
Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)
by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011
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vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.
Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."
by newschannel June 10, 2009
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Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.
1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button
by whitediddy January 8, 2009
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