Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.
"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"
Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s
Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.
Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.
This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!
Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.
Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.
This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!
by wordywordster April 23, 2009

A man who says he will call and sound 100% down with it and then never does and he won’t talk for weeks but then say he loves you and will call another time
by Haleybugggg April 22, 2025

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025
