butt nipples

bumps that you get on your ass that look like nipples.

Damn, Ignacio's butt nipples are bigger than his moobs!

by Johnny"Da Pimp"Erwin April 17, 2003

piss nipples

a serious disease in which urine sprays from the nipples when agrivated.

the fire alarm rang and jimmy's piss nipples went ballistic

by rugerandcodie December 16, 2010

vagina fuck napples

the phrase you say when your verry pissed or hurt your self.

Person 1: ahhhh vagina fuck napples!!!!!!!!!

person 2: What happened

person 1: i sutbbed my toe

by vagina fuck napples vaginer January 15, 2011

nipple

1.The thing I fiddle with when I'm doing "her"

every human has them

You know you wanna :D

by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Nipple

refering to the male nipple(because it has no purpose)this is used to describe someone who is useless, stupid and you generally dont like.

Me:"That guy Tony is a real nipple!"
You: "I know, he's good for nothing"

by stevesir March 12, 2008

third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003