nap dick

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

Light Jerk and a Nap

When you're tired but still need to get rid of that woody before your nap.

"Just got home from work and I'm going to need a light jerk and a nap before going to happy hour"

by Jondus June 7, 2017

napped

kidnapped/took something

i just napped some alcohol from my parents

by rissy July 6, 2021

Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020

Anger nap

While the 40 participants initially spent equal time attempting to conquer the unsolvable puzzles the scientists put before them, a one-hour nap made people more likely to continue spending time on the problem, while non-nappers (who watched a nature documentary for an hour instead) were more likely to give up. The nappers also reported that they felt less impulsive after having a snooze. The subjects had kept a consistent sleep schedule for the few days before the study, and the groups were randomized to control for age, habitual feelings of sleepiness, and other factors.

I was boiling when I figured out their game to try and prove I'm a disloyal person but I uped them one and took a anger nap before I said something I wouldn't usually say.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019

Nap Effect

Nap Effect, this is what happens when you have a normal sleep schedule then you go choose to go to bed at like 2 or 3 o clock in the morning and end up waking up at 6:30 in the morning without waking up in the middle of your sleep.

Yo Peter where were you yesterday i was calling your phone all day. Sorry Tommy i had the nap effect.

by goji tree December 12, 2013

Wichita Wet-Nap

What you get when you spit on really dry toilet paper so that it resembles a moist toilette.

Man that tp was so dry in there, I had to make myself a Wichita Wet-Nap so I didn't just bleed out in the stall.

by Krabnutz July 27, 2021