Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

Masterbatable

A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.

"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"

by SIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS January 31, 2007

master baker

The epitome of being Nick Baker. To be completely baked out, being THE nick baker, and banging random girls. Also, wishing to bang random random girls. Sometimes, being home all alone and wishing you were banging random girls.

He just master bakered that hoe.

by THE Nick Baker December 31, 2008

mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

by mysterypaul July 25, 2007

Building a Mystery

Building A Mystery is one of the best songs ever. It was written/performed by Sarah McLachlan an extremely talented Canadian singer and songwriter. Building A Mystery is one of Sarah's greatest hits. The song is not a teeny bopper whiny punk song but a mystical darkly pop song.

You come out at night|That's when the energy comes|And the dark side's light|And the vampires roam.... (Lyrics from Building A Mystery

by Ilana July 16, 2008

Master Chief'd

Verb, to jump from a height and own somebody or bodies, who were below you

omg i tottally master chief'd that guy

by Ripht October 15, 2007

Pube Master

A person that has there hole body covered in pubes.

Some times mistakin fo big foot.

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004