Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011

myspace

a load of shit

'go on myspace'
'no its shit'

by wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! May 10, 2010

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

myspace

A place where people use as much profanity as possible, try to look tough, and where girls are actually allowed to make themselves look like sluts without getting into a shitload of trouble from their idiot parents

HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET

by socksandspoons October 16, 2009

MySpace Meet

Meeting someone on a social networking site, such as MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter

Hey, it's nice to MySpace Meet you!

by Allizard07 July 2, 2009

Chronic Myspace user

CO Madrigal dental flex

damn, you seen that guy on dental day? he is always on myspace. chronic myspace user

by spngbb99 December 7, 2023

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022