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Moose

Sam “moose” Winchester
by sambitchmoose September 20, 2023
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Spooky Moose

While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky
I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"
by MOLLY WAP March 4, 2022
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Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.
MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose
by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018
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Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.
One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.
by HougeHouge March 3, 2017
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Moose

A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.
This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though
by BigRonnyV March 8, 2021
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Watermelon Moose Leopard

To engage in sex with a black woman that has a cameltoe (see Moose Lips) while growling from the pleasure of the act
Carl: Yesterday i saw this chick and gave her the best Watermelon Moose Leopard ever
Josh: really?
Carl: no not really lol i wish i did
by Sgt. Pepper himself November 17, 2025
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Moose Chucker

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.
by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011
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