mud massage

The act of defecating into a vagina and then engaging in intercourse.

After Indian food last night, I had an amazing mud massage.

by Struggling scartist January 22, 2021

Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022

soob massage

A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.

My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.

by mike charter January 25, 2022

Amasian massage

An amazing happy ending massage done by and finished by an amazing asian.......AMASIAN!!!

LemmeF1ndOut you just had an amasian massage.......

by LemmeF1ndOut February 28, 2022

penis massacre

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

Anti-Mass Spectrometer

Machine built to analyse anti-mass particles, but some cia douchebag decided to shove some crystals in it, and then a buncha bullshit happened and almost ended the earth

S: Alright, gordon, your suit should keep comfortable thru all of this, the specimen will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so kind as to start the rotors, we can bring the spectrometer to 80%, and hold it there, until the carrier arrives.
S2: Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105%

by TheDNAofthesoul November 21, 2022

Bosnian MASS OF DESTRUCTION

When you go whip out your Bosnian weapon of destruction that is 10 inch long and hella destructive Cevapi. Legends say it ended "The great depression". This destructional weapon can please any women and is often used in a special Bosnian style, where you pack it in some Sarma and spice it up with some Vegeta spices so it becomes a true Bosnian weapon of mass destruction.

"Hey girl, I was out with that Bosnian guy last night"
"Oh wow, did you get the BMOD (Bosnian mass of destruction)?"
"Yes queen, I loved the way his BMOD felt inside of me"

by TrygveSlagsvoldVedumHasNoHair February 3, 2023