MIDIGET

A short bearded man often found using toys such as skateboards to lure children to his home.

The shady Midiget has become alienated by the community due to his sexual advances towards children

by Nottherealcoon October 23, 2022

midnight juggler

Dodgy character after a few beverages.

Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.

by “Downtown” November 13, 2022

Midlife Hoe

A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.

Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?

by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022

Midient

Quiet that's so quiet it's terrifying.

They walked in midient silence, careful not to wake the monster

by ObviouslyScorpio December 2, 2022

MidLights Hairline

Not fucking existing

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline

by MidLight January 1, 2023

midlingly

doing an action in a mid manner

person 1: *does a cartwheel*
person 1: dang i did that so midlingly
person 2: yeah that was mid

by booty clapper henchman January 5, 2023

Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023