Mexican BLT

Mexican BLT (beans lettuce and tomato sandwich) due to extreme poverty in Mexico, they use beans instead bacon.

Boss: Mexican BLT again Jose?
Employee (Jose) times are tough boss and can't afford bacon
Boss: you're right Jose, at this pace and with the current cost of living I'll end up having Mexican BLTs everyday...

by Sathaniel February 25, 2022

Mexican Dishwasher

When a girl is eating your asshole, giving you the reach around jerk off, and you give her the diarrhea spray

I took Maria home last night and I gave her the Mexican Dishwasher. Now we need to call a plumber and house keeper.

by Lord wagner May 15, 2018

vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

mexican caravan

A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate

"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"

by Beanerbrowntown6969 August 31, 2017

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

Mexican Ville

This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.

Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there

by liampaynelover September 29, 2019

Mexican Mobile

When you live in Southern California, you are extremely close to the boarder. Very often you will see old scummy vehicles, trucks loaded past the brim with furniture etc., this is where the term "Mexican Mobile" comes in, you just know when seeing one of these scummy vehicles that a Mexican is in it. Spend a day here and you'll know what I mean.

Karen: Hey that smoggy vehicles just cut me off, and why is there so much trash on the road?
Me: THAT's what we call a Mexican Mobile

by liampaynelover September 29, 2019