Merch Gang

(noun)
A group of male friends who constantly yell "merch" and refer to themselves as the "merch gang." Common traits of a "merch gang" include obnoxiousness, autistic-like speech, and a never-ending need for having each member's cock in their ass.

George: These idiots are calling themselves the "merch gang" now.

Joe: They'll probably be having a group orgy next time they get together.

by FinnaSmash55 October 27, 2017

e-merc

1. To own somebody over the internets in such a way to make them wish they had died irls, srsly

I'm so gonna e-merc j00r megahurtz. Bs up Cs down.

by Robert Picante August 19, 2006

Passion Merchant

Lonzo Ball

passion merchant is defined as a person like Lonzo Ball Is just running around doing nothing

by IQ Lorddd November 2, 2021

Romeo Mercado

Romeo is sexy

what a sexy guy

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Smear Merchants

(1) A term coined by Sargon of akkad Carl Benjamin As a response to him defending his rape comments

(2) Any person who gets notification gain by remarking are talking about people whether it be a negative or positive way ( i.e Gossip Blogger Paparazzi News Reporter)

Gawker is full of a bunch a smear merchants

by EmJayee June 2, 2019

merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

Mercer Island

An island located off of Washington. The people there are often very wealthy and snobbish. Mercer Island is often confused with Bainbridge Island as people tend to say anyone from BI is a prick when in fact, they should be saying anyone from Mercer Island is a prick. While the people in Mercer Island are busy showing off their pimped out Mercedes, those of us in other areas of Washington glare at them.

We're playing Mercer Island in football today...
Fuck, not those snobs again.

by thatfuckinperson March 8, 2014