A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.
Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!
by Apex Mango April 7, 2015
Get the A Wise Moosemug. A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
Get the Retarded Moosemug. Moose is a pet-name used for girls who are beautiful, kind, lovable, easy going & love music, poetry & art.
by arnxve October 13, 2022
Get the Moosemug. Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
Get the Smoking the moosemug. When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
Get the Scared Moosemug. Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.
by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018
Get the Moose flettmug. by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025
Get the Moose Lipsmug.