Your mom

Someone that is used to say in memes and sentence. This person loves having sex and loves cock. This person is gay, lesbian, bi sexual, and straight. Awesome right!

“ I fucked your mom last night “

by Zapo in YouTube/ Blueberry December 4, 2019

Jonah's Mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward, loves the Beatles and is cooler than the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow. She's exactly how it works.

Dude, that Milf over there is a total "Jonah's Mom"....she's got it going on.

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Your mom

Noun- someone who gets railed by my 10 footer all night long

Me: *unzips pants*
your mom: *melts into Niagara falls*
Me: you must like daddys noodling don't you?

by Spud.butt.69 July 13, 2021

mom bridezilla

Momozilla- when the mother of the bride turns into the bridezilla.

I didn't agree with my mom on wedding details, she called me a bridezilla, then flipped out over the cake, so I told her she was a, mom bridezilla, Momozilla!!

by chickey85 July 1, 2014

shred mom

A form of soccer mom found on the snowy slopes of North America.

Did you see that shred mom assualt that man who yelled at the kid to move out of the drop.

by Stalefisherman July 11, 2016

mom prom

A “mom prom” is when a mother chapperones her child’s prom and it’s more about the mom and her hideous dress. The mom was never invited to prom and she’s making up for not getting invited. The daughter or son is mortified by their mother, how she looks and acts at the prom.

The dress she was wearing made her look like she was a contestant from Toddlers and Tiaras. The dress had giant poofy sleeves, way too many sparkles and a ribbon tied in back. The dress made her look like she was going to a “mom prom”.

by Shiraz Shazaam September 22, 2019

your mom

what you say when you want to ignore your friend

bitch guy: What's 1+1?
you: your mom

by jl0728 May 31, 2015