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Moose I'd Like (to) Fuck

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Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck but instead its with a moose
now a moose could be well a moose or it could be a guy named moose, so its okay to call a moose a milf
"i see a milf"
where?
"there"
but thats a guy
"i know hes a milf"
again he's a guy and his name is moose
"yes! milf, moose i'd like (to) fuck"
oh.... well okay than but i wouldnt tell him that

"why?"
because he might add it to urban dictionary
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air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.
"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"
by Jabo January 19, 2004
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Milf-Bagging

When your car is parked in the Tim Horton's parking lot and a milf walks by and rubs her purse on the car.
Some guy: I just got milf-bagged!

Other guy: Haha milf-bagging
by Johnny Freestuff June 9, 2010
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Milf Monday

A twitter trending topic which refers to people posting about their Milf of the week!
"On #MilfMonday my milf of the week was Sarah Palin!"
"What a hot milf monday post!"
by alexacclaimed November 16, 2009
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milf

by urban12323 June 15, 2014
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Milfshake

When you hook up with a lactating mother, and you use her breastmilk to make a milkshake.
Bob- Dude, you're dating Kristina? She's a mom!

Richard- So what? We made milfshakes last night, and they were delicious.
by Harry Richard Head February 19, 2011
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milfshake

by nick January 19, 2004
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