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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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I had the most disturbing dream ever last night

I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.

I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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The Last Ember

A person who walks alone, betrayed by those they once trusted. They no longer seek friendship, speak only truth, fear no one but God, and stand apart from the world they once tried to belong to. A soul that burns quietly—not with rage, but with conviction—and refuses to die out, even when surrounded by coldness and silence.
They called him The Last Ember because even when everyone else turned away, he still spoke truth without fear.
by The last ember June 10, 2025
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jace idek his last name and idc

you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT
jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.
by V4g!na<3 February 27, 2022
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last chance motel

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.
by Hospital May 14, 2020
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Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka
Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan
by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023
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Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.
Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.
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