Lackey

a very hot guy

Oh my gosh! Look at that Lackey that just walked by! Did you see his nice ass?

by ohukno January 26, 2003

locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

by Rob. February 1, 2003

Sphincter Licker

Someone who enjoys licking the anus of another person. The word sphincter comes from the circular muscle found at the end of your rectum, therefore when one places their tounge on this muscle, they become a Sphincter Licker.

A man who enjoys licking ass whether male or female, is a Sphincter Licker.

by Casey_Australia October 13, 2008

lizard licker

lizard licker was coined by jim Morrison in 1971, by jim Morrison "the lizard king"! probably the greatest sexual gift a brilliant musician could give to the world. here's how ya do it. find a groupie or really awesome woman and a bandmate or a best friend and get naked... this is important! now go down on the woman together! if she closes her eyes it'll feel like a lizard is licking her and two tongues is always better than one!

neil: hey paul, you want to come over and give this girl the lizard licker?
paul: what's the lizard licker?
neil: got this wild child pretty sure she traveled through a portal at Woodstock and she told me about it.

paul: still don't know what it is?
neil: we both go down on her at the same time and it feels like she's fucking a lizard!

paul: okay but why would she want that?
neil: she said some guy named jim Morrison did it to her and then she ended up here! it's the last thing she remembers. maybe its the secret to time travel?
paul: maybe you both did too much acid!!!!
neil: well here comes the acid!

by special_OV October 19, 2014

Lacked

Chill - an abbreviation of relaxed

Ay we should have a blaze then go to a movie, that would be lacked

by shlacked January 23, 2018

Locker Date

When 2 or more kids make plans to meet up at one's locker after class or after school. Other examples are cafeteria dates, bus dates, and homeroom dates.

Jake: Hey jess, go to my locker after class today?

Jess: Okay, it's a locker date!

by the champagne March 7, 2009

locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.

"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."

by DireDoge June 7, 2014