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Caps Lock King

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018
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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
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Locked

That road is so locked. That bar is so locked. That place is locked.
by MilesKirk April 24, 2021
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lock in

when a college student sits down gets serious and gets loads of school work done
I need an A on the exam tomorrow so I have to lock in tonight

you better lock in this week so you can pass
by mileyfanforlife April 21, 2024
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Lockity Locked In

This motherfucker locked in so hard that he made his nut sack into pure fucking gold. He has surpasses the regular people that have "locked in" and has build all the bitches from the beginning of time.
Joe: You locked in
John: Yeah
Joe: How locked in

John: Lockity Locked in
Joe: Shit don't take my girl bruh
by Just that one guy February 22, 2024
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Anti Slag Lock

When a girl is too tight to have sex
We went to have sex but her 'Anti Slag Lock' didn't let me inside her.
by GrannyShagger September 19, 2021
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Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.
Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"
by trebortron June 5, 2013
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