The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

taco bell joke

A widely popular and overused joke.

So named due to the long-standing and overused joke about eating taco bell and having diarrhea, the taco bell joke has become a staple of every uncreative comedian everywhere.

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" was the original taco bell joke.

Jokes about all male parties being sausage fests are taco bell jokes.

Most jokes about your wife, women in general, and your momma being so fat have become taco bell jokes due to their lack of originality and their popularity.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 6, 2018

Sub-Joke

A joke that was almost funny, but not quite.

Person: Why did you move to Alaska?

Man: Because I'm so cool.

Person: Was that a Sub-Joke?

Man: Haha, yeaah...

by treezybreezy September 3, 2009

6-Pack joke

Created in 2010/2011 by Jevastus Destinus, it's a joke that makes you laugh so hard that you get 6-pack abs laughing at it.

Alternatives: 6-pack abs joke, 6-p joke, six-pack abs joke, six-pack joke, s-p joke.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a real 6-pack joke, bro. I always get 6-pack abs laughing at you.
Some dude: I know that already. Thank you. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 21, 2011

Offensive joke

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.

1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?

by Eliorb July 1, 2020

Joenard

a mystical creature that has an obession for v necks and his known for being attracted to the color purple. They say he writes music in his sleepless nights. A peaceful person but is up to fight for what he believes in. Communicating is what he likes to do. Inspired from Joseph I that was the emperor of the Holy Roman Empire from 1705-11 and Bernard that is a male given name: Germanic words meaning “bear” and “hardy.” Together combined created Joenard.

Joenard

by Debbshearts February 28, 2010

leafblower joke

1. A specific type of joke where the punch line is completely unrelated to the preceding set-up; commonly met with dead silence, although a masterful joke may elicit laughs due to sheer stupidity.

2. A version of an anti-joke that depends upon a stupid punch line instead of a logical one.

Origin: The name of this joke came about as a result of when a drug-user forgot the punch line to a joke, and simply ended it with "leafblower".

Dude 1: "Hey, what was the punch line to that leafblower joke you told me earlier about that cactus?"

Dude 2: "Oh, that one. I think it was something about a styrofoam cup."

by Zachariahsmith April 4, 2011