Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best
Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
Get the Jess mckiemug. A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."
"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
Get the Jessmug. A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020
Get the Big Jessmug. A trashy blonde chick from central Jersey with no morals, and will suck u off for a Klondike bar because the cumdumpster she lives behind still has rent.
by Ben Dover 1010-0 November 8, 2018
Get the Jessmug. The best person alive. He is the nicest person you ever met and very sensitive, he will answer his phone right away, isn’t very smart but will always be there for you before himself
by Big nugga May 26, 2021
Get the Jessemug. Jesse Slomowitz is shkoy af, fam
by shkoygoyim December 22, 2016
Get the Jessemug. Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
Get the Jessmug.