Jason's cake

thickest and most scrumptious cake you will ever see.

Adam: WOW, look at Jason's cake. I want to eat it all
Ben: you do you Adam. It does look very good tho.
Adam: I will eat it all

by Nfarrg December 5, 2017

Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL

A Real Jason - read it

by Immi786 June 14, 2023

Jason Bourne

A Vicodin pill laced with Fentanyl and Oxycodone. Usually purchased by crackheads in Massachusetts.

Bro, I got so fucked up off 12 Jason Bournes last night, I accidentally left my shoes in the microwave.

by MisterToastyBuns November 3, 2023

Jason

A short sexy young man that enjoys giving (and receiving head) from big black men

"He gives head just like a Jason!"

by The Niggar April 12, 2023

jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky

Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.

by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023

Jason Rodriguez

Jason Rodriguez has small PP, I would know

Jason Rodriguez has such a small pp

by DragonKing18500 July 5, 2022

Jason Rothenberg

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.

by secretsourse August 29, 2017