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January 30

National ask you crush out day! If u are to afraid to ask for crush out...January 30th is the day
Boy: “hey do u wanna go out sometime?”
Crush: “yes! How come u suddenly asked me!”
Boy: “it’s January 30th!”
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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January 32nd

National ignore a friend day
On January 32nd you can ignore a friend and not get in trouble because if someone comes to give out to you, tell them its national ignore a friend day
Friend: Hey wanna come to my house after school

You: …
Friend: Hello?
You: …
Friend: Ohhhhh its January 32nd
by Dates_That_Dont_Exist November 2, 2019
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january 12

bro what day is it
its january 12th bro
gotta go have sex man
by amongus man January 1, 2022
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Just Jack January

Just Jack January aka Blue balls month

Just Jack It January is the third part of "Torture Your Dick Months". If you didn't know it begins in November with "No Nut November", Then comes December with "Destroy dick December" and ends in January with "Just Jack January".

In Just Jack January you can not nut in a whole month but you have to masturbate a whole hour straight without stopping.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, do you wanna hang out
Guy 2: No sorry, i gotta {wank 1 hour} first. i gotta do just jack january
by marretheman July 15, 2019
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
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January 6

Ben -I Call Ms Smith

Andrew- No I want Ms Smith

John- Too Late I already fucked her she said I have a big dick

How I love January 6th
by Bentlyboy333482 January 5, 2020
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january 17

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17
by mydic khurt October 16, 2019
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