Jake Vaughn

Big dick mother fucker. And you know it because you just read it fool. Now bow your heads and pay your respects.

Jake Vaughn is a man with a sweet sweet beard.

by Beard King January 3, 2014

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Jake paul

The fucking cancer of youtube, the internet and society itself.
A 6 foot tall 7 year old with AIDS
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Doctor: sir im sorry to say this your son has cancer

Dad: how did this happen
Doctor: has your son been exposed to jake paul
Dad: yes
Doctor: well theres your answer
Dad: them 🅱astards

by 🅱🅱_INTE-FUCKING-LECTUAL_🅱🅱 January 29, 2018

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An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014

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jake gyllenhaal

The sexiest guy alive who was in Donnie Darko and The Day After Tomorrow. He is starring in Brokeback Mountain and Jarhead. If any of u r jake fans, then i love u all! and if ur not, then w/e.

Jake Gyllenhaal is way sexier than any other guy in the world!

by Im flipping awesome October 14, 2005

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