by TheRetartedLizardWizard May 31, 2018
Get the jacob jackson mug.a classic character at a party, who arrives with incredibly lofty ideals, yet by the end has sunk to the lowest lows. without paying.
by duncan collins April 18, 2008
Get the doing a paul jackson mug.Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
by KickingDixon June 9, 2018
Get the The Reverse Michael Jackson mug.1. Great (and often underrated) actor; known to most as Pacey Witter from 90's teen soap "Dawson's Creek" and has starred in various movies in the past decade.
2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
2. Along with Michelle Williams, the only seemingly normal member of the cast that hasn't gone crazy and married/created demon spawn with Tom Cruise.
"Hey did you hear about that new movie Joshua Jackson is in?"
"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."
"True story."
"No, but I have heard that Katie Holmes is a Zombie-Posh-abbe."
"True story."
by Cait Eggers August 17, 2008
Get the Joshua Jackson mug.the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension
"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"
by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010
Get the STONEWALL JACKSON mug.A large testicular cyst, often becoming so huge that it begins to split and grow inside-out. Cause of these cysts are unknown but men who are sexually active have a .3% higher chance of getting one. The only known cure to a Jackson is by inserting a super-heated rod into the center of the cyst (also called the Lincrem) which will erupt the cyst, clearing it of excess pus and fluids (The fluids are too thick to be taken out via syringe), finally the excess fold of skin must be quickly surgically removed to prevent a bleedout.
by Doctor Outland August 28, 2013
Get the Jackson mug.City in North Florida filled with hicks, rednecks, retarded Republicans, NASCAR enthusiasts and general ass clowns. (See 2000, 2004 election results)
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
Locals of which are easily pissed off when viewing national weather maps and not being able to see their local temperature while Miami's is prominently displayed. This usually leads to a long discussion about how Jacksonville is "bigger" than Miami. While its meager population of 700,000 dim bulbs pales in comparison to the Miami metro area's 6 million.
Locals may also get angered when others outside the city never heard of them, which may result in similar rant as aforementioned.
by Shingo56 September 22, 2007
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