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jocked

I am jocked.
by TheEmmaStacey April 15, 2019
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Jokeym

Somebody who is too lazy and too introverted to go outside during the pandemic.
My mom told me, "Don't be a Jokeym! Get your ass outside."
by gr0guuuuuu April 14, 2021
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jokey smurf

When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.
Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.
by jtb30 February 2, 2008
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Jonkey

Penis, The reproductive organ between a male's legs
Liz has a sweaty Jonkey
by Jesuspoopoo September 2, 2010
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Jocker

New Zealand slang formed by combining joker and jock. It is used to reference a nerd who is attempting to present himself as a jock and also trying to be funny. First coined by popular New Zealand cartoonist, Malcolm Evans, late August, 2014 to reference the behaviour of the prime minister, John Key, and blogstar, Cameron Slater.
John Key is a jocker.
by CamSlater September 1, 2014
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jookey

i sucked jookey last night.
by yo daddy bitch. September 23, 2003
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JockeyFart

The Typical underaged male Looking for his anus to be prolapsed or stretched beyond recognition.
Dude, youre such a JockeyFart Wtf.
Get away from me JockeyFart!
by HaroldCheese December 7, 2019
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