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Jard

202uptownmoe- "we bouta go spark"
Stupid"Jard"
by 202uptownmoejhibardslimejard August 19, 2025
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Jard Sale

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level
Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.
by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025
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jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks
jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know
by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025
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Jared Leto

It was doing so well but they Jared Leto'd it.
by Zed524632 October 14, 2025
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Jared

That attention-seeking, annoying guy that dramatically reacts to everything with emphasis
You: *gently touches his shoulder*

Jared: *throws himself against a wall* OOWHWHGHHH WHY WOULD YOU PUSH ME?????? WAAGAGAHHHJJJ
by phroggg November 27, 2025
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macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018
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