iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

Iron Man

A female man in a plastic suit

Me: Oh my god, it's iron man!
Mom: Some idiot there in a costume is trying to save people son!

by SomeRandomDudeInTheInternet May 30, 2019

Nine Iron Rescue

The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).

Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?

Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.

by Nickola100 February 25, 2010

Ghetto Iron

When you don't have time to iron your clothes, so you use a hairdryer to work the creases out while wearing them.

Man my top was so creased for the interview I had to Ghetto Iron the creases out.

by Thorntor April 29, 2015

Iron Cobra

A bass pedal made by TAMA. IT is also the best pedal

I use a pair of Iron Cobras on my drum kit.

by G_Ranger November 6, 2018

iron-and-wear

designating clothes or fabrics that must be ironed after washing to wear.

Most clothes are of an iron-and-wear type.

by uttam maharjan July 6, 2011

Raw Iron Ore

The hard drive(s) of Minecraft YouTubers who have been suspected/convicted of inappropriate relations with underage people.

“Dude, I can’t believe he got arrested! He just hit 10k on YouTube!”

“The cops prolly found his raw iron ore”

by OhioSenatorDJPants June 22, 2024