Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

Six Eared Macaque

Have you seen that hot emo ass monkey? Oh yeah that one.

The definition of; " Why is a lego so hot? "
Six eared Macaque is a fine monke

by ratsrcool June 10, 2022

alaskan ear plugs

when you jizz in someones ears and it freezes.

damn i gave that bitch an alaskan ear plugs.

Whats that johnny?

fuck you

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Gay ear

THE LEFT ONE

The left ear is the gay ear, Matthew; I’m sorry, but by piercing your right ear, you have turned yourself into a heterosexual

by LeftEarGay May 21, 2019

Cross earring

faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls

ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls

by greyballow February 18, 2021

Right Ear Virgin

Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.

Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.

by big zach May 12, 2007

Cincinnati Ear Muffs

When two dudes rub dicks together above the head of any third party male or female, where the nut sacks are placed over the ears of the third participant.

Over the weekend, Carl and Dave gave Mortimer a big old pair of Cincinnati Ear Muffs.

by Aeche December 06, 2007