Instagoal

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.

"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"

by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009

Instant Zen

LSD.

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.

by mighty legume April 19, 2009

inspectigate

A verb meaning "checking out closely" combines inspect, which brings to mind small items or ideas and investigate, which implies larger or more complex issues.

I will inspectigate later and work from gut reaction right now.

by alanora May 18, 2009

instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!

Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....

by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009

Insomnabation

Not being able to sleep because you love to masturbate.

I could not sleep all week because I got insomnabation.

by Spearchuckin Tarbaby November 9, 2009

insultist

An equal opportunist that has master the art of insulting everyone that he/she comes into contact with .

Johnny (insultist) walks into a room and verbally attacks everyone he see's before they have an opportunity to have a conversation. "Hey is that fat head run in your family or did you just get slapped alot?"

by skywalker n az February 4, 2010

inside dog

In the African-American community, an "inside" dog refers to a small dog that lives inside the house.

African-American: I'm lookin' fo' an inside dog.

Shelter worker: Huh?

African-American: You know, a small dog.

by Wqoq March 26, 2010