idiotmeat

A big idiot. Usually an affectionate term for someone who is your friend, but acts like a complete idiot.

Comes from the Soulja Boy song "Bootymeat". Just substitute "idiot" for "booty".

Soulja Boy: "Girl, shake that idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. That idiotmeat. Girl, shake that idiotmeat, all up on me."

Morgan: "Just want to let you know: I've self-diagnosed myself with HAJ. Unfortunately, there's no cure, so it's just going to be something we have to keep dealing with. Please support me in this time of personal distress."
Jessica: "HAJ? Hilarious Apple Jalapeno?"
Morgan: "No. Hyperactivity Around Jessica."
Jessica: "You are USDA-approved, Grade A idiotmeat."

by momoooooooo May 11, 2011

idiac

A person who is an idea maniac

The author of the marketing book is an idiac.

by Marketing rep May 25, 2011

Idiotorializing

To share gossip gleaned from editorial writing or punditry which has been taken, without question, as absolute truth, especially regarding world events or politics.

Jim in accounting was idiotorializing pretty hard this morning about Obama being a Muslim surrogate from Kenya hell bent on taking away America's gun rights. Where does he come up with this stuff?

by Mindsigh November 15, 2012

idiot fee

An accidental contribution made to the general public when you realize you did something stupid.

Hungover Girl: I'm so mad. I left my wallet sit on the bar for like 20 minutes last and when I went back for it I was missing $40.

Sober Roommate: Well the good news is that you got your annual idiot fee out of the way early this year!

by E4member May 14, 2012

idiopathetic

absurd, laughable, pitifully inferior, or inadequate quality -- especially if arising spontaneously or from an obscure or unknown cause.

• From whose ass did you pull that idiopathetic pick-up line??

• I am equally amused and bemused by Matthew Inman's idiopathetic cartoon style

• Nice decor, but this restaurant has idiopathetic service

by bobsyourunclesbollocks December 4, 2013

Idiosuicide

The act of committing suicide unintentionally due to ones own stupidity.

RDJ - "Whats a good word to describe the acts of idiots who do epic stupid shit that results in them killing themselves?"
Me - "Oh, you mean idiosuicide!"
RDJ - "But can you use it in a sentence?"
Me - "Yeah, That dumbass was trying to commit idiosuicide when she start fucking with that crazy bitch with the shovel."

by Jolliwood December 9, 2014

Idiot hole

A steep trail down the side of a sand dune which dead ends at the bottom leaving the only exit the same entrance just used.

Did you try to climb that idiot hole?

by OUAT777 December 16, 2014