Glosh

1.When you cum in a girl/guys ear then you suck it out of her ear back into your own mouth.

2. It could also be used as an insult towards anything you want, the insult is like saying that you choke on cock

1."do you want to glosh in my ear this time Jimmy"

2."omg this game gloshes so hard"

by Antoinetheboi April 18, 2018

goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese

Wow that kid is one goochie taint

by Gang yeet August 20, 2017

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017

gooch cobbler

The quagulated pasty sauce that forms in the gooch area while your lady rides you on her period.

My wife had to stop riding me,because the gooch cobbler was running down my butt.

by Jdizzlefromtctx December 4, 2017

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Gobshitery

A person speaking a load of bollocks, threatening someone when they have no means to do so.

He's been at It again with his Gobshitery, whens he going to learn to keep his mouth shut.

by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018

GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.

"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"

by eeecha September 18, 2018