Blair goggles

Spectacles so highly sophisticated they are totally invisible to all but the wearer. Upon putting these on you fall in love with the first wide-mouthed woman you see, and you will then fall completely under the spell of the current president of the US of A. The rest, as they say, will become history.

Blair "Oh dear, the country is going to pot and look what I married"
Bush "Don't worry Tony, just put ya Blair goggles back on, I wanna ask ya'll a little favour......."

by clairem December 9, 2008

japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his nose in a females vagina while she urinates/ejaculates causing him to squint and wish for protective eye wear. (i.e. swimming goggles)

Terra gave me japanese rain goggles and ruined my new silk duvet

by Paul Stinkovitch November 26, 2010

boob goggles

when a women puts boobs there on a another persons eyes so looking like a pair of goggles

" wearing boob goggles make life look clearer"

by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

beer goggles

a female that is completely hideous, but lots better the drunker you get... she becomes beer goggles at the state where you are so drunk you actually want to fuck her

this girl was way fine, but when i woke up next to her the next morning i realized that she was just beergoggles.

by joce November 10, 2002

Sports Goggles

Worn by people who work in professional or college sports, making their world seem rosier or more glamorous than it actually is. Typically people wearing sports goggles endure long hours and very little pay, just for the opportunity to brag to people that they work in sports, no matter how unhappy their life really is.

Mike works 75 hours a week for $25,000 a year and 5 vacation days, but will never leave his job because he wears sports goggles.

by CNCT April 3, 2008

goggles

Must be used to find wild Piraten, unfortunatly they dont work and do nothing.

Can be found on wild Flootenkarp, but only after finding a Piraten.

My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

Goble

To jerk off in the presence of friends whom you suspect to be asleep or otherwise oblivious to your wanking off.

After a good night of drinking with old friends, once everyone has passed out, brent pulled out his wang and gobled himself while his fallen buddies looked on in terror.

by fiddlestixblahblahbah January 1, 2010