Croch Goblin 

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

Croch Goblin by Local whore October 15, 2022

Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter

Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?

Coochie Goblin by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022

Butter Goblin

A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman

Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee

Butter Goblin by 👶 December 5, 2022

Bed Goblin 

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

Bed Goblin by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

Cum goblin 1480 by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cock goblin 

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

Cock goblin by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

Home goblin by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023